Ponies

From 303dia

Goatse says: A little prestretching would've prevented his death. Idiot

PWNIES!!!!1134!#$#!111one!!#!#$ OMG WTF LOLZ!

Here we see the famous Mr. Hands.

Poetry

A HORSE IS A HORSE OF COURSE OF COURSE
AND NO ONE HAS SEX WITH A HORSE OF COURSE
UNLESS OF COURSE THE MAN WITH THE HORSE
IS THE FAMOUS MR. HANDS
SO GO RIGHT TO THE SOURCE AND FUCK THE HORSE
HE'LL GIVE IT TO YOU WITH ALARMING FORCE
IN YOUR ASS WITH NO REMORSE
IF YOU'RE THE FAMOUS MR. HANDS

History

Encyclopedia Dramatica tells us:

A video popped up on the internet called "mrhands.mpg." The video, made in Seattle, is of a man being fucked in the ass by a horse. Hundreds of hours worth of footage of men taking horsecock up the ass were found by authorities, and mrhands.mpg is the video of one man who died because his ass was hurt too much from it. (The huge horse cock made a few very large holes in his intestines)

The classic part of this new meme is that bestiality is not illegal in the state of Washington. So not only can the people having sex with horses do so freely, but when LJ Abuse fucks Frank the Goat, Frank lacks legal recourse.

This isn't a joke.

Media

It would seem that a movie is being made about Mr. Hands. Details are here.